Speakonia

Speakonia is the most annoying program that has ever been made. like really, no joking.

History
Well, i don't know who exactly who ma-...wait...most annoying program ever made...this smells like it was made by Jim...

John! get my my Chance-of-being-right-O-Meter

I would have to give myself a good ol...100%!

John:You're and idiot

What was that John?

John:Nothing

That's what I thought

Annoyingness
Ok, now lets rate it on the Annoying-O-Meter

...?

I said "Now lets rate it on the Annoying-O-Meter"

JOHN!

John:WHAT!?

Give me my Annoying-O-Meter!

John:Its still broken from that last time...

Oh, thats right!