Fat People

Fat people are fat, in case you didn't know.

History
Fat People started in around 1987, when the first McDonalds opened up, ever since then, people have been trying to get as fat as they possibly can.

Fat People Olympics
In 1990, America held the very first ever,"Fat People Olympics" The Fat People Olympics are held each year to see who is the most ultimate Fat Person Ever! Every Winner (The first being Oprah) will receive a HUGE bucket of fried chicken(130 pieces of Delicious, Deep Fried, Greasy Chicken) a life-time supply of Bacon(Oprah ate all of her Bacon in 2 days)5 free wedding cakes(Optional:You can have all five of your cakes Deep Fried) and two gas tanks full of milk, a desk of cheez-its, a drum of chocolate, and some Deep Fried, Chocolate SMOTHERED, Ice Cream on top Pie (That pie has an estimated amount of 2,500,000,000 Calories)